![]() And instead of a sex scene you get Frank stripping off his shirt in an open field in one of the most ridiculous moments Statham has ever been involved in. And I am talking bonafide love, not your cliché-driven lust requiring an illogical sex scene, but all out love. Even worse, Frank and Valentina fall in love along the way. Frank’s involvement occurs when he is strong-armed into transporting Valentina (Natalya Rudakova) all over the place for reasons that never seem to make sense. Knepper is certainly one of the worst actors getting any play at the moment and his character’s desire to smuggle toxic waste into Marseilles is one of the stupidest plot devices I have ever heard of. Even the villain is cheap in this one.Ĭast as TP3‘s baddie is Robert Knepper, the same man that made a fool of himself in Hitman and does it weekly on Fox’s “Prison Break” as T-Bag. It would have been cool had one of the trucks inexplicably blew up, but no dice. Where the earlier Transporter films were inventive this one just gives up as the most outlandish thing that happens is when Frank somehow gets a car on two wheels and squeezes between two moving semi trucks. #TRANSPORTER 3 CAST MOVIE#Statham has proved to be a guy that will make any movie as long as it involves kicking and punching. Everything about Transporter 3 is cheap and I am beginning to think Jason Statham can finally be considered the next Jean-Claude Van Damme or Steven Seagal. Don’t ask me how, but it worked more than the first one and it was 100% unbelievable.Ĭue 2008, another three years since the last Transporter and this time around it feels like a made-for-TV movie. And that’s just the start of it as underwear models wield uzis and lay waste to everything in front of them. Three years later Transporter 2 upped the ante and tossed out everything serious and resorted to scenes where Frank jumps cars off trash piles, twists them upside down and uses a hook dangling from a crane in order to remove a bomb from the undercarriage of his ride just before it blows up. The ridiculous nature of the film was forgiven quite simply because there was no attempt to be serious, that is until the end, when they tried to give the film a message, which messed it up a bit. His “rules” of the road became his signature along with impressive car chases and fight scenes that required vast amounts of disrobing considering his jacket, shirt and tie all became useful weapons in battle. We first met Frank Martin (Jason Statham) as a criminal transporter back in 2002 when he was escorting half-assed bank robbers and sexy ladies in duffle bags in his trunk. ![]() To call Transporter 3 a bad movie seems like one of those “Duh!” statements, but considering I mildly enjoyed the first two installments (the second one more than the first) and expected an equally entertaining ride the third time around the fact Transporter 3 was this bad comes as more of a surprise than a “Duh!” and that’s a shame. ![]() Hey love, your makeup is running… Why you wear so much anyway? ![]()
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